GERARDO'S KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!!

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GERARDO'S
KNOCK KNOCK
JOKES!!!
40 jokes I made up ALL BY MYSELF

HI!!! My name is Gerardo and I am 9 years old and I live in Texas. I like skateboarding and Uno and making up jokes. My favorite kind of joke is knock knock jokes because you can tell them to anybody, even little kids, even my grandpa.

Every joke on this page I made up myself. I did NOT get them out of a book. I tried them all on my little sister Adriana. She is 6. She is the judge. She gives every joke stars for how hard she laughed:

* = she smiled a little bit
** = she said "heh"
*** = she laughed
**** = she laughed a LOT
***** = she fell off the couch

My cousin Naomi helped me type this because she is 17 and types super fast. She fixed my spelling too. But the jokes are ALL mine. She says to tell you that.

JUMP TO: The Jokes | En Español Too! | Jokes That Didn't Work | How to Tell One Right

THE JOKES!!!
(Numbers 1 to 34)

#1 Knock knock! Who's there? Skateboard. Skateboard who? I'm skate-BORED out here! Come out and play! Adriana says: *********	#2 Knock knock! Who's there? Gecko. Gecko who? Gecko-ing, we're gonna miss the bus! Adriana says: ***** She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
#3 Knock knock! Who's there? Spoon. Spoon who? Spoon-er or later you HAVE to open this door! Adriana says: *********	#4 Knock knock! Who's there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil-vania is really far and my feet hurt! Let me in! Adriana says: ********* She didn't know Pennsylvania was a state. Now she does.
#5 Knock knock! Who's there? Window. Window who? Window we eat? I'm STARVING! Adriana says: *********	#6 Knock knock! Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, it's me! Open up! Adriana says: *********
#7 Knock knock! Who's there? Eraser. Eraser who? Erase-er hand if you want to hear another one! Adriana says: ********* She raised her hand. That means yes.	#8 Knock knock! Who's there? Dinosaur. Dinosaur who? Dino-SORE from falling off my skateboard! Do we have Band-Aids? Adriana says: ********* This one is true. Ask my knee.
#9 Knock knock! Who's there? Burrito. Burrito who? BRRR-ito's freezing out here! Even in Texas! Adriana says: *********	#10 Knock knock! Who's there? Juice. Juice who? Juice-t a minute, I'm tying my shoe! Adriana says: *********
#11 Knock knock! Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle-y long time to open a door! Adriana says: *********	#12 Knock knock! Who's there? Hippo. Hippo who? Hippo-RAY! It's Friday! Adriana says: ***** She says this every Friday now.
#13 Knock knock! Who's there? Turkey. Turkey who? Tur-KEY won't fit in the lock! Open up! Adriana says: *********	#14 Knock knock! Who's there? Spider. Spider who? Spider through the window, so I KNOW you're home! Adriana says: *********
#15 Knock knock! Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better joke than this one! Adriana says: ********* My dad's favorite.	#16 Knock knock! Who's there? Termite. Termite who? Ter-MITE as well let me in, 'cause I'm not leaving! Adriana says: *********
#17 Knock knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat-ta open the door to find out! Adriana says: *********	#18 Knock knock! Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pe-CAN you let me in? It's hot! Adriana says: ********* She says we say it pa-KAHN so it doesn't work. My grandpa says PEE-can so it works at his house.
#19 Knock knock! Who's there? Cowboy. Cowboy who? Cow-BOY is it hot out here! Open up! Adriana says: *********	#20 Knock knock! Who's there? Avocado. Avocado who? Avoca-DO a cold! Let me in! Adriana says: ********* She sneezed on purpose at the end. That's why it's 4.
#21 Knock knock! Who's there? Toad. Toad who? Toad you it was me! Adriana says: *********	#22 Knock knock! Who's there? Soccer. Soccer who? Soccer-ry I kicked the ball in your yard! Adriana says: *****
#23 Knock knock! Who's there? Cheetah. Cheetah who? CHEETAH! You peeked during hide and seek! Adriana says: ***** She DID peek.	#24 Knock knock! Who's there? Saturn. Saturn who? Saturn your porch for an hour waiting for you! Adriana says: *********
#25 Knock knock! Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis how old I'm gonna be in March! Adriana says: ********* I'm nine right now.	#26 Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for Adriana's birthday! Wanna help? Adriana says: ***** She gave it 5 because it's about her.
#27 Knock knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Wafer me, I'm still tying my shoe! Adriana says: ********* Too much like number 10. I know.	#28 Knock knock! Who's there? Raisin. Raisin who? Raisin my hand! Can I go to the bathroom? Adriana says: *********
#29 Knock knock! Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a bike ride with me? Adriana says: *********	#30 Knock knock! Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon your feet again! Hurry up! Adriana says: ********* Mom says this to me every morning, except she says it normal.
#31 Knock knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody EVER answer this door? Adriana says: *********	#32 Knock knock! Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose be the wrong house. Sorry! Adriana says: *********
#33 Knock knock! Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who? Are you kitten me? Open the door! Adriana says: *********	#34 Knock knock! Who's there? Ant. Ant who? Ant you gonna let me in? Adriana says: ********* Short jokes get less stars. That's her rule, not mine.

EN ESPAÑOL TOO!
(Numbers 35 to 40)

These ones only work if you know Spanish AND English. We speak both at my house. My abuela speaks mostly Spanish and my dad says I speak Spanglish. These are Adriana's favorites because she gets to be the one who knows what it means.

#35 Knock knock! Who's there? Gato. Gato who? Gato go to the bathroom! Hurry! Adriana says: *** Gato** means cat. Say it fast and it sounds like GOTTA.	#36 Knock knock! Who's there? Oso. Oso who? Oso sorry I ate your cookie! Adriana says: *** Oso** means bear. It sounds like OH SO. (I did eat her cookie. That's why it's funny.)
#37 Knock knock! Who's there? Nada. Nada who? Nada-nother knock knock joke! Adriana says: ******* Nada** means nothing. It sounds like NOT A.	#38 Knock knock! Who's there? Elote. Elote who? Elote of knocking and nobody answers! Adriana says: ******* Elote** is corn on the cob with stuff on it. It's the best thing at the fair. Say it eh-LOH-teh and it sounds like A LOT-A.
#39 Knock knock! Who's there? Hola. Hola who? Hola-d on, I forgot what I was gonna say! Adriana says: ******* Hola** means hi. It sounds like HOLD ON if you squish it.	#40 Knock knock! Who's there? Uno. Uno who? UNO! I win! Oh wait, wrong game. Adriana says: *** Uno** means one. And it's a card game. We play it every night.

JOKES THAT DIDN'T WORK
(I'm putting them here so you don't make the same mistakes)

Cactus. Cactus who? Cactus makes perfect!
Why it didn't work: Adriana never heard "practice makes perfect" so she just said "What?" about five times. My mom laughed though. So it works on grown-ups.

Rodeo. Rodeo who? I rode-eo-ver here on my bike!
Why it didn't work: When I say it fast it just sounds like rodeo. When I say it slow it sounds weird. I tried it like ten times.

Armadillo. Armadillo who? ...
Why it didn't work: I forgot the end in the middle of telling it. I still can't remember it. It was really good. If you know what it was, e-mail me.

The one where Adriana opened the door.
Why it didn't work: I knocked on her bedroom door for real to start a joke and she just opened it and said "WHAT?" That's not how it goes. See tip number 1.

The one about my teacher.
Why it didn't work: My mom read it and said it was a little bit mean, so I erased it. My teacher is nice anyway.

HOW TO TELL A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE RIGHT
by Gerardo, expert

Wait for "Who's there?" You HAVE to wait. If you just keep going it's not a knock knock joke, it's just talking.
Knock on something for real. Like the table. It's way better than just saying "knock knock."
Don't laugh before the end. I always do this. I'm working on it.
Say the last part slow and LOUD. That's where the funny part is. Don't mumble it.
Pick somebody who's not busy. Not my dad when the Cowboys are on. Not my mom when she's on the phone. Grandpa is always good.
Don't do more than five in a row. After five people start walking away. I learned this at Thanksgiving.
If they don't get it, don't explain it ten times. Just tell a new one.
Never tell a mean one. Jokes are supposed to make everybody laugh, not just you.

Did you make up a knock knock joke?
Send it to me and I'll test it on Adriana!
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Last updated: Sunday, September 19, 1999
(I added numbers 37 to 40 and the Didn't Work part)