The frag tables are copied off the server's scoreboard at the end of the map, by hand, by me. If your number's wrong, it was wrong on the screen.

Main event: Quake II free-for-all, q2dm1, frag limit 40. Sixteen people on The Edge is too many people on The Edge, and that's why we do it. TwoFrags won it the same way he won in March: by never once going for the railgun and letting everybody else fight over it. Slag was three behind at the end and has requested a rematch in writing.

Bluescreen's machine locked up twice during the map, and both times he came back in by typing kill at the console to "reset." Quake II counts that as a suicide, and a suicide costs you a frag. He knows that now.

After midnight: Team Fortress Classic on well, eight on eight. Red, 5 caps to 3. Lagmonster played medic the whole time and would like that noted. It's noted.

Cheeto played on his laptop, like he always does, with a network card that plugs into the side. It works. Don't ask him how long it took to make it work.

Main event: Quake II, q2dm8, railguns only, frag limit 30. No mod, just an agreement: you pick up the railgun and nothing else. Anybody seen holding a rocket launcher had to sit out a minute. Slag never missed. It was unpleasant to watch.

Six people tied at two. October is going to be loud.

My one win is LAN #1, when there were six of us and I'd been practicing on the map for a week. I'm told this doesn't count. It's on the whiteboard, so it counts.