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THE OFFICIAL PAGE OF TYRELL, AGE 14, PHILLY, UNDEFEATED*
*except see Pokemon, below

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WHAT'S UP. You have entered the home page of the greatest video game player in Philadelphia. Maybe the whole East Coast. I haven't checked the West Coast yet but I'm not worried.

My name is Tyrell. I am 14. I am not being conceited, I am being ACCURATE. Here is the proof.

- THE BOARD -
RANK	NAME	WHAT I DID
1ST	TYR	TEKKEN 3: 23 wins in a row on the machine at the mall. With Eddy Gordo. And NO I was not button mashing. It's called STRATEGY. The strategy is pressing a lot of buttons.
2ND	TYR	STREET FIGHTER ALPHA 3: Beat the whole game on ONE quarter with Ryu. A little kid watched the whole thing. He was speechless. (He might have been waiting for the machine.)
3RD	TYR	GOLDENEYE 007: Beat every level on 00 Agent. Took me the whole summer. I have a callus on my thumb now. I am proud of the callus.
4TH	TYR	GOLDENEYE MULTIPLAYER: 41 rounds in a row against my friends. Proximity mines in the Facility bathroom. They never learn. And I don't even pick Oddjob. I don't NEED to.
5TH	TYR	ALSO TEKKEN 3: Beat my own record from 1st place. Wait, no. That's the same one. It was so good I listed it twice.

>> LOSSES
POKEMON: lost to my cousin Keisha, age 8. Every. Single. Time. We hook up the Game Boys with the cable and I'm thinking OK, she's 8, I'll go easy. Then she sends out a Mewtwo. She has beat the Elite Four. She is EIGHT. I don't know how she got a Mewtwo and she won't tell me. Honestly I respect that.

This loss does not count because Pokemon is not an arcade game. Those are the rules. I made the rules.

>> CHEAT CODES I KNOW (AND WILL NOT TELL YOU)

How to get Dr. B in Tekken 3. Not telling.
How to get Gon in Tekken 3. Not telling.
How to turn on DK Mode and Paintball Mode in GoldenEye. Not telling.
The thing on Cinnabar Island in Pokemon. You know the thing. Not. Telling.

Please stop e-mailing me for codes. My inbox is FULL. (It has 3 e-mails. 2 are from my grandma.)

>> THE MALL ARCADE
Every Saturday I go to the arcade at the mall with $5 in quarters. The guy who works there sees me come in and says "Oh no." That is called RESPECT. My name is on 4 machines. On the Tekken machine it's on there 7 times. Somebody named ZZZ keeps trying to get on there. Nice try ZZZ.

>> MY GRANDMA
My grandma says video games rot your brain. She tells me this while she watches Wheel of Fortune and yells the answers at the TV. Grandma, that is a video game where you don't get to hold the controller. She also beat me at Ms. Pac-Man ONE time at the pizza place in 1996 and she still brings it up at Thanksgiving. So I think maybe she is secretly a gamer. I love my grandma. She makes the best mac and cheese in Philly and that is also a high score.

>> OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME
I like cheesesteaks, the Sixers, and sleeping till 11 on Saturday (then arcade). I am also good at basketball. Medium good. OK, regular.

>> BREAKING NEWS
Dreamcast came out on 9/9/99. I do not have one YET. I am being extremely nice to everybody until Christmas. Mom, if you are reading this: hi. I cleaned my room. Mostly.

PLAYERS WHO HAVE VISITED:

(still not as high as my score)

E-mail me: [email protected]
(NOT for codes. See above.)

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