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Every month I go back and grade myself, because unlike the lady in the Sunday paper, I can take it. Scores come from you all by e-mail and from whoever was in my chair that week. A twinkling star means it came true for at least one person who wrote in. |
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ARIES — You will clean out the garage this month and find a box you
packed in 1986. You won't open it. You'll put it back. HOW I DID:  Came true for four of you. One of you opened it. It was
cassette tapes. You put it back.
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TAURUS — Someone will move your chair at work two inches to the left.
You will put it back before you sit down. HOW I DID: Everybody wrote in. Every single Taurus.
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GEMINI — You will be on the phone with your sister for an hour
and the whole time you'll also be watching TV and folding towels. HOW I DID: A Gemini in Perrysburg says she was also eating soup.
I'm counting it.
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CANCER — You will keep the plastic bread tie off a loaf of bread
"because you never know." HOW I DID: One of you sent me a list. You have 212 bread ties.
Honey. You DO know. You will never need 212 bread ties.
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LEO — You'll get a new haircut and wait for people to notice.
They won't, and you'll mention it yourself by Tuesday. HOW I DID: Missed! A Leo came in to see me and everybody at his work noticed his haircut. I'd like to say that was the stars. That was me. |
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VIRGO — Happy birthday. You will reorganize the kitchen junk drawer
and it will be the best part of your weekend. HOW I DID: Three Virgos wrote in to say it was the best part
of their month.
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LIBRA — Someone will ask you "where do you want to eat?" and you
will say "I don't care, anywhere," and you'll mean it, and you'll be lying. HOW I DID: I'm a Libra. It came true in my own car on Labor Day.
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SCORPIO — You'll read this and decide I'm wrong about you. HOW I DID: Came true instantly for every Scorpio on earth. Easiest one
I ever wrote.
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SAGITTARIUS — You'll leave the house for "a quick errand" and come back
four hours later with a canoe paddle. HOW I DID: Half credit. It was a folding table. Still. |
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CAPRICORN — You'll check the weather three times before a picnic and
bring an umbrella anyway, and it will be sunny, and you'll be quietly disappointed. HOW I DID: It rained on one Capricorn's picnic and she said it was the
happiest she'd been all summer.
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AQUARIUS — You'll explain something you read on the Internet at a
family dinner, and your uncle will ask what the Internet is for, and you won't have
a good answer. HOW I DID: Came true at my own Labor Day cookout. Uncle Gib is still
waiting on an answer.
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PISCES — You'll walk into a room and forget why. Then you'll walk
back out and remember. Then you'll walk back in and forget again. HOW I DID: A Pisces in Sylvania says this happened to her while
she was reading it.
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| September score: 10 and a half out of 12 August was 9. July was 11, but July was easy, everybody was sunburned. |