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THE QUICK EXITS
SHORT-FORM IMPROV COMEDY

EVERY OTHER FRIDAY · 10 PM · ONE DOLLAR
The black box theater, lower level of the student union

[ FALL SCHEDULE ] [ THE GAMES ] [ THE RULES ] [ THE TROUPE ] [ IMPROV-A-THON ]

WHAT IS THIS
We are ten college students who stand on a stage with no script, no plan, and no idea what's going to happen, and you yell things at us. A location. An occupation. An emotion. A household appliance. Then we make up a scene on the spot using whatever you gave us, in the form of a game. Some scenes are brilliant. Some are a car wreck. The car wrecks are usually funnier. It costs a dollar.

I'm Theresa Shutt, a junior in communications, three years in the troupe, and the webmistress, which means I'm the only one who knows where the HTML book is. I'm also the one who does the Southern accent in every scene where you yell "Southern accent," which is all of them. I'm from Oklahoma. It's not an accent. It's just how I talk.

THE WHOSE LINE EFFECT
In the fall of 1997, 23 people came to our auditions. Then in August 1998 ABC started showing Whose Line Is It Anyway? with Drew Carey, and suddenly everybody in America knew what "Scenes From a Hat" was, and that fall 49 people tried out. This fall it was 58, for four spots. We are not complaining. Our crowds went from twenty-five people and a dog (true story, the dog came twice) to a full house and a line out the door. But we'd like to say, gently, that we were doing this before it was on TV, and that Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are not coming to our shows, so please stop asking.

NEXT SHOW: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 10 PM
Our first show with all four new people. Doors at 9:40. Bring a dollar and a weird suggestion. Last show (September 24) we got "a dentist's waiting room on the Titanic" and Clayton has not recovered. Full schedule here.

THE RULES OF IMPROV
There are a lot of books about this. These are the five we drill at every rehearsal, and the five we break most often.

1 YES, AND. Whatever your partner says is true, and you add to it. If she says you're on the moon, you're on the moon. You don't say "no we're not." You say yes, and you just remembered you left the oxygen in the car. Accept, then build.
2 DON'T BLOCK. Blocking is saying no to an idea, out loud or by ignoring it. If your partner hands you an invisible baby and you put it down and walk off to start your own scene, you blocked. Also you left a baby.
3 MAKE YOUR PARTNER LOOK GOOD. Your job isn't to be funny. Your job is to set up the other person so they can be funny. If everybody does that, everybody looks great. If everybody goes for their own laugh, it's ten people drowning.
4 BE SPECIFIC. Not "a car," a 1987 Buick with a cracked windshield and a Garfield stuck to the window. Not "my friend," your cousin who owes you forty dollars and drives a tow truck. Details are free and they make everything funnier.
5 LISTEN. The hardest one. Don't plan your next joke while your partner is talking. The best line in the scene is usually hiding in something somebody said two minutes ago.

THE TROUPE, FALL 1999

Richard Kozlowski
senior, theatre
Troupe captain. Can play any animal. Has played most of them.
David Bergeson
senior, history
Our hoedown singer, and he can't sing. That's the point.
Esther Coleman
junior, psychology
Queen of Questions Only. Has never once been caught making a statement.
Brooke Turpin
junior, nursing
Plays every mom, every grandma, and one memorable Abraham Lincoln.
Theresa Shutt
junior, communications
Webmistress, accent department, and keeper of the hat.
Clayton Symons
sophomore, engineering
Sound effects genius. His door creak has been requested by name.
Alex Hearn NEW
sophomore, business
Auditioned last year and didn't make it, came back, and nailed it. Persistence!
Cecilia Rollings NEW
freshman, undecided
Did improv in high school in Tulsa. Fearless. Slightly terrifying.
Cesar Harper NEW
freshman, music
Plays our keyboard for the musical games and makes up a tune for anything in about two seconds.
Stacey Levenson NEW
freshman, journalism
Her audition party quirk was "thinks she is a vending machine." We hired her on the spot.

Faculty adviser: Dr. Michael Zoller, theatre department, who comes to every show and laughs at the wrong parts on purpose.

THE TWELVE-HOUR IMPROV-A-THON
Saturday, November 13, noon to midnight, in the union ballroom. Twelve hours of improv, no breaks for the troupe (well, bathroom breaks), and you can come and go all day. Get people to pledge money per hour, or just drop money in the bucket. Half goes to the campus food pantry, half to sending us to a college improv festival in the spring. Last year we raised $1,860 and Richard fell asleep standing up during a freeze tag at 11:15 p.m. and nobody noticed for a whole scene. Details on the schedule page.

ROAD SHOW REPORT
On Friday, September 17, all ten of us piled into two cars and drove two hours to my old high school. In the afternoon we ran a workshop for the drama class (they were better at freeze tag than we were, it was humbling), and that night we did a show in the cafetorium for about two hundred people, including my mom, my grandmother and my seventh-grade English teacher, who gave us the suggestion "a parent-teacher conference in a submarine." The drama kids want to start their own troupe. We were very proud and a little scared.

Pictures: my mom took two rolls at the road show. She says some of them are "artistic," which means blurry. Coming soon.


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Last updated September 25, 1999