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THE HATS!!! all 31 of them, in the order I got them << back to the Hat Rack

I didn't plan on having a hat collection. It just happened. Every time somebody didn't know what to say to me, they bought me a hat. (This is a GREAT thing to do, by the way, if you know somebody with alopecia. Unless it's ugly. Then just say hi.) No pictures yet, sorry, my aunt is going to take some with her camera at Thanksgiving and get them scanned. For now you have to imagine. The lucky hat is marked with ♥LUCKY♥.

#	HAT	FROM	NOTES
1	Black velvet beret	Aunt Janet	My first hat ever. Survived the lunch line.
2	Pink paisley bandana	Wal-Mart, $1.97	First day of 8th grade. Maria has the same one.
3	Red knit beanie with a pom-pom	Grandma knit it	She knit it in two days. Warmest hat I own.
4	Denim baseball cap with rhinestones	Kat made it	She glued on every rhinestone. Three have fallen off. I keep them in a film can.
5	Navy newsboy cap	Thrift store	Makes me look like I sell papers on a corner in 1920.
6	Orange hunting cap with earflaps	Dad's (borrowed forever)	Snow days only. Dad wants it back. Dad can't have it back.
7	Lavender fleece cap	Mom	For sleeping. Your head gets COLD with no hair, nobody tells you that.
8	Black cloche with a silk rose	Great-Grandma's closet	Really old. Grandma says her mother wore it to church. Too fancy for school.
9	White sailor hat	My cousin in the Navy	A real one! He mailed it from Virginia.
10	Tie-dye bandana	Made it at church camp	My hands were purple for a week.
11	Straw cowboy hat	The state fair	YEEHAW. Kristine has the brown one.
12	Purple fleece jester hat with bells	Maria, for my birthday	Not allowed in band. Learned that the hard way.
13	Black baseball cap, plain	Sporting goods store	Gym hat. Smells like gym. Lives in my locker.
14	Leopard bucket hat	The accessory store at the mall	Matches this web page. First day of 9th grade!
15	Pink fuzzy bucket hat	Same store, same day	I couldn't choose so Mom said get both. Best mom.
16	Green bucket hat	A garage sale, 25 cents	♥LUCKY♥ Got an A on the algebra final in it, we won the volleyball tournament in it, AND it's the one I had on when Troy said sorry. Do not touch.
17	Silk scarf, blue with gold anchors	Aunt Janet again	She showed me how to tie it like a movie star. I look more like a pirate.
18	Red bandana	Hardware store	Pirate Day costume. Arrr.
19	White knit cap with snowflakes	Christmas, from Grandpa	He picked it out himself. He told everybody that twice.
20	Beanie Baby baseball cap	Kristine	It's a joke because I don't collect them. I wear it anyway.
21	Black satin turban	A lady at church	She wore it when she had chemo. She gave it to me and said it was a lucky hat but I think #16 would be jealous.
22	Gold sequin headband	Spring dance	Okay it's not exactly a hat. It COUNTS.
23	Yellow rain hat	Mom's old one	I look like a fisherman. Kat calls me Captain.
24	Gray wool fedora	Antique store	Very detective. I wear it to read mysteries.
25	Pink baseball cap that says SPOILED	Won it at the county fair	Ring toss. 11 tries. Totally worth it.
26	Cotton sun hat with a wide brim	My dermatologist's office	After the sunburn. See "LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES."
27	Black bandana with white skulls	Bought it myself	Mom hates it. That's half the point.
28	Volleyball team visor	The team, signed by everybody	Visors don't cover your head, so I wear it over #13. Double hat.
29	Crocheted rainbow beret	Amanda (from my guestbook!)	She MAILED it to me. A girl I never met. I cried.
30	Glow-in-the-dark star beanie	Science museum gift shop	For sleepovers. Turn off the lights and I am a planetarium.
31	Black-and-white houndstooth flat cap	Dad, "just because"	NEW!!! He came home from a business trip with it last week. Dads are weird and great.

Hat stats! ♥ Bandanas: 4. Baseball caps: 4. Bucket hats: 3. Knit and fleece: 5. Other: 15 (I counted the headband and the visor, deal with it) ♥ Most-worn: #16, obviously, then #14 ♥ Least-worn: #8, because I'm scared of wrecking it ♥ Where they live: on the back of my door, on a coat rack my dad put up, and on a row of hooks over my bed. Hence: the Hat Rack. ♥ Hat I want next: a real black top hat. For no reason.

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