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The Pet Rock
Rescue League

23 rocks from Colorado. 23 personalities. Some still need homes!!!
ADOPT A ROCK TODAY!!! They don't bark, they don't shed, and they are always home!!!

Hi! My name is Holly and I am 12. In July my family drove to Colorado for our summer vacation. We stayed in a cabin in the mountains for five days and a motel in Colorado Springs for two, and everywhere we went, there were rocks. Really good ones. I picked up 23 of them and brought them home in my backpack, which is why my backpack has a hole in it now.

On the way home I gave every rock a name, and by the time we got to our driveway I knew all of their personalities. My dad said, "You know, Holly, we're not keeping 23 rocks." So I started the Pet Rock Rescue League. Every rock deserves a good home. Some of mine have already found one. The rest are waiting for you!

[ What Is a Pet Rock? | The Rocks | How to Adopt | Rock Care | Tricks | Hall of Fame ]


What Is a Pet Rock?

My dad told me about this. In 1975, a man in California had the idea to sell plain rocks as pets. They came in a little cardboard box like a pet carrier, with air holes in it and straw inside for the rock to sit on, and a booklet that told you how to take care of your rock and train it. They cost $3.95. More than a million people bought one, mostly for Christmas, and then everybody stopped, and that was the end of Pet Rocks.

Dad got one for Christmas in 1975 when he was a senior in high school. He doesn't know what happened to it. He thinks Grandma Mary threw it out. Grandma Mary says she does not remember any rock. (She just adopted Mrs. Higgins, though, so I think she feels bad.)

My rocks did not come from a store and they did not cost $3.95. They came from Colorado, and they are free. Except for Lucky. Read about Lucky.

IMPORTANT!! You are not allowed to take ANYTHING out of a national park, not even one rock. We went to Rocky Mountain National Park for a whole day and I did not take one single rock. I looked at a lot of them. They already have a home. My mom asked the lady at the ranger station, and she said in the national forest it's okay to take a few small rocks for yourself. So that's where I found mine, plus the motel, plus some other places. I followed the rules!

The Rocks
Updated every time somebody adopts one!

Name Where I Found It Personality Status
Geraldthe creek behind our cabinShy. Likes to be held. Very smooth from the water.ADOPTED by Grandpa Earl
Twinklea pullout on a mountain roadShow-off. Has sparkly flakes of mica in it and wants you to notice.Needs a home
Pancakethe creek behind our cabinFlat. Very good at lying down.ADOPTED by Uncle James (he uses him for a paperweight, which is allowed)
Captain Pinkiethe motel parking lot in Colorado SpringsBrave. Made of pink granite, the same as Pikes Peak, so he thinks he is a mountain.Needs a home
Mrs. Higginsunder a picnic tableVery proper. Round. Would like a doily.ADOPTED by Grandma Mary
Biscuitthe campgroundLazy. Has not moved since July.Needs a home
Stevethe trail to the waterfallSteve is a regular rock. He's fine.Needs a home
Sergeant Gravela rest areaSerious. Kind of square. Will guard your house.Needs a home
Duchessthe trail to the waterfallFancy. All white quartz. Expects to be dusted.ADOPTED by Aunt Candy
Little Boulderinside my shoeThe smallest. About the size of a pea. Rode in my shoe for a whole mile before I found him.Needs a home with no vacuum cleaner
Chipthe trail to the waterfallHas a chip out of one side. Brave. Has been through a lot.ON HOLD for my cousin Thomas
Lumpythe creek behind our cabinLumpy. Doesn't mind.Needs a home
The Professorthe motel parking lotHas two round marks that look like glasses. Very smart. Quiet about it.Needs a home
Marshmallowthe side of the road where my brother got carsickSoft personality. Hard rock.Needs a home
Nuggeta gas station in the mountainsYellow. Is NOT gold. Dad checked. Still a good rock.Needs a home
Rockythe campgroundMy little brother Zachariah named this one. I'm sorry.Needs a home (Zachariah says Rocky is not for adoption. He is.)
Peanutnext to a chipmunkSmall and brown. The chipmunk didn't want him.ON HOLD for my cousin Ian
Grouchythe creek behind our cabinHas a crack across the front that looks like a frown. Actually very nice.Needs a home
Cupcakethe trail to the waterfallRound on the bottom, pointy on top. Sweet.Needs a home
Sir Reginalda pullout on a mountain roadLong and thin. Dignified. Does not like to be called Reggie.Needs a home
Fudgethe creek behind our cabinDark brown and smooth. Gets along with everybody.ADOPTED by my mom (she says she's only keeping him in the kitchen window, but I have heard her talk to him)
Rosieby the motel poolReddish. Likes to sunbathe.Needs a home
Luckyin a bin at a rock shop (Mom says that counts as finding)Was in a bin with about 400 other rocks and nobody was going to pick him. I rescued him for 75 cents. Very grateful.Needs a home

Adopted: 5  |  On hold: 2  |  Still waiting: 16


How to Adopt a Rock

  1. Pick a rock from the list that says Needs a home.
  2. E-mail me the rock's name and why you would be a good rock owner. Everybody gets a yes as long as you're nice.
  3. If you are family, I will mail your rock to you in a box with tissue paper and an adoption certificate that I made on the computer. My mom says I can only mail rocks to family, because of the postage and because "we don't mail rocks to strangers."
  4. If you are not family, don't worry! You can do a Long-Distance Adoption. Your rock stays here on my shelf with your name on a piece of masking tape on the bottom, and I'll e-mail you a report on how it's doing once a month. (So far the reports all say "fine.")
  5. Promise to love your rock. That's the only rule.

Rock Care
Everything you need to know to have a healthy, happy rock.

FeedingNone. Do not feed your rock. It is not hungry. It is never going to be hungry.
WaterNot needed. Gerald gets a bath in the sink once in a while because he misses the creek.
WalksNever. If you want to take your rock somewhere, carry it. Do not use a leash. I tried it with Biscuit and it just slides off.
BedtimeAny time. Rocks sleep a lot. They sleep with their eyes open, because they don't have eyes.
GroomingWipe with a damp paper towel when it gets dusty. Duchess needs this more than the others.
SheddingNone. Except Lumpy leaves a little sand sometimes. He can't help it.
Cold weatherRocks are fine in the cold. They're from the mountains. But they like to be inside with the family.
The vetNot needed. If your rock looks sick, it's probably just dusty. See Grooming.
Signs your rock is happyIt's there.

Tricks Your Rock Can Learn
I have been training all 23. Here's how they're doing.

  • Sit: Your rock already knows this one. Good rock!
  • Stay: Rocks are better at stay than any other pet. Biscuit has been staying since July.
  • Play dead: Excellent. Very hard to tell from the rest of the time.
  • Roll over: Needs help. Use a hill. (Not a hill near a road!!)
  • Fetch: No. You throw it, you fetch it.
  • Shake hands: No hands. Please don't bring it up, it's a sore subject.
  • Speak: Zachariah says Rocky can say "rock." Rocky can't. That's Zachariah.

The Rock Hall of Fame
The most famous rocks in the world. My rocks look up to them.

The Pet Rock (1975)
Started it all. My dad's is still missing.
Plymouth Rock
In Massachusetts, where the Pilgrims are supposed to have stepped off the boat in 1620. It has 1620 carved on it. Dad says it's smaller than people expect, and it broke in two a long time ago when people tried to move it, and they put it back together. A brave rock, like Chip.
The Rock of Gibraltar
A gigantic rock at the bottom of Spain that belongs to Great Britain. Monkeys live on it! Best rock with monkeys on it in the whole world.
Ayers Rock
Also called Uluru. It's in the middle of Australia, it's HUGE and red, and it changes color when the sun goes down. Rosie would love it there.
The Moon Rocks
The Apollo astronauts brought back 842 pounds of rocks from the moon. Dad says there's one at the Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C., that you are allowed to touch. That is on my list.
Mount Rushmore
Technically a mountain, but it's rock, so it counts. In South Dakota, with four presidents carved in it: Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Lincoln. We haven't been. Dad says next summer. Captain Pinkie is very jealous.
The Blarney Stone
In a castle in Ireland. People kiss it so they'll get the gift of gab, and you have to lean over backwards to reach it. I would not kiss a rock. I love my rocks, but no.
Special Award: Biscuit
For staying, since July.

Other Pages I Like

  • Sophie's Rock Collection. Sophie is 8 and she has a rock page too, and one of hers might be a METEORITE!!! None of mine are meteorites. I checked.
  • Kristy's Pixel Pet Adoption Center. If you want a pet for your home page that moves, she has puppies, kittens, bunnies and dragon eggs. Rocks don't move. That's the nice thing about them.

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Last updated Friday, August 13, 1999.
Friday the 13th! Rocks are not superstitious.


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