No big plot summaries here. If you haven't seen them, go watch the reruns. This is just what I
thought. Stars are out of five mugs.
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend *** Julie. Nothing against Julie. But NO. |
The One with the Breast Milk *** Joey's cologne-spraying job is the funniest thing this season, and I will not be taking questions. |
The One Where Heckles Dies **** Chandler worrying he'll end up alone like Mr. Heckles hit a little close to home for a floor full of girls who are all single. |
The One with Phoebe's Husband *** Phoebe has a husband?! Who knew. (Not us.) |
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant **** The money one. Dina and I had this EXACT fight about splitting a pizza. |
The One with the Baby on the Bus ***** SMELLY CAT. Best song ever written. I will fight you. |
The One Where Ross Finds Out ***** THE KISS. In the coffeehouse, after closing. I screamed so loud the RA came down to check on us. |
The One with the List **** Ross. Ross, Ross, Ross. How could you. And on Chandler's new computer, too. |
The One with Phoebe's Dad ***** The Christmas one. Phoebe on that doorstep. Sad and sweet. My favorite Phoebe episode. |
The One with Russ *** Rachel, honey. He is Ross in a different sweater. |
The One with the Lesbian Wedding **** Carol and Susan get married, and Ross does the right thing. Loved him for it. |
The One After the Superbowl (Parts 1 and 2) **** Sunday night, Jan. 28, right after the Steelers broke my dad's heart. Marcel is a movie star, and Brooke Shields, Julia Roberts and Van Damme, the karate movie guy, are all in it. A LOT going on. Julia was the best. |
The One with the Prom Video ***** If you didn't cry at the end, you are made of stone. Twenty-three girls in our lounge, not one dry eye. Best episode ever made. Of anything. |
The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know ***** Their first date! And Monica meets Richard. Big night for the Gellers. |
The One Where Joey Moves Out *** Sad for everybody, including me. |
The One Where Eddie Moves In *** Eddie. Oh, Eddie. Lock your doors, Chandler. |
The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies **** Lesson: never tell a magazine you write your own lines. RIP Drake. |
The One Where Eddie Won't Go **** Chandler vs. Eddie, round two. And Joey comes HOME. Yay! |
The One Where Old Yeller Dies **** Phoebe finds out how the movies really end. I never want to watch Old Yeller again either. |