SCOUT
OGF|Jitney * New Jersey. Fastest guy in the clan and he knows it. Concs across the whole 2fort courtyard on one grenade. Has never once played defense willingly.
OGF|Flicker Texas. Found us on a TFC public in May. Sixteen years old and the best conc jumper we've had since Jitney, which Jitney does not enjoy hearing.
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SNIPER
OGF|Stogie * Pittsburgh, same as me. One of the original four. Lives on the 2fort battlements. Aims for the legs on cappers so they slow down, then lets the HWGuy finish. Says please and thank you on the server, which confuses people.
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SOLDIER
OGF|Sarge * That's me. Pittsburgh. Clan leader because I made the web page. Offense, rocket launcher, and I rocket jump about as well as I parallel park the bread truck. I call the plays on offense and Pierogi calls them on defense.
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DEMOMAN
OGF|Kaboomski Cleveland. Joined us in early 1998. Pipe traps in the flag room, detpacks when the map calls for it. Leads the clan in kills and in accidental kills of his own guys. See rule two.
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MEDIC
OGF|Doc * Ohio. The fourth of the original four. Heals, infects, concs. Has played Medic since the day he started and won't switch. The only man in the clan who reads the patch notes all the way through.
OGF|Iodine Ontario. Joined in the summer of 1998. Good Medic, polite guy, and the unluckiest coin-flipper in North America. Ask him about hunted. Actually, don't.
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HWGUY
OGF|Pierogi * Pittsburgh, born and raised. Defense captain since day one. Sits on the flag with the assault cannon spinning and tells the Engineers where to build. Slowest man in the clan, on the map and in real life, and he'd tell you that himself.
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PYRO
OGF|Zippo Michigan. Joined in 1998. Sets everybody on fire, us included when friendly fire is on. Great for clearing a room. Not great at hitting the guy in the room. We love him. We are still looking for a second Pyro.
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SPY
OGF|Mole Maryland. Joined in 1998. Disguises as their Engineer, walks right past their defense, and feigns death in the corner of the flag room until it's time. He has the patience of a deer hunter, which he also is.
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ENGINEER
OGF|Tinker * West Virginia. Joined in the summer of 1997, so he's not one of the original four, but he's close. Builds the gun where Pierogi says, keeps it fixed, and never complains. Has played every scrim we've had in 1999 because he was our only Engineer.
OGF|Ratchet Kansas. Voted in September 12. Our second Engineer, finally. Builds his dispenser before his gun, which started an argument that went on for an hour. He's right.
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THE CIVILIAN
Nobody. Nobody plays the Civilian on purpose. On hunted, somebody has to carry the umbrella, and we flip for it. You can see how that's been going on the scrim log.
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